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lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:26:02 -0400

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

toasterspasm: The Pudu: World’s smallest deer. They live in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:13:02 -0400

toasterspasm:

The Pudu: World’s smallest deer.
They live in bamboo thickets to hide from predators, and can weigh up to 12 kilograms (26 pounds).

person: you're blocking the view

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:11:32 -0400

person: you're blocking the view
me: i am the view

fasterfood: romeo, romeo, wherefore art thou romeo dost thou have time to talk about our lord and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:11:08 -0400

fasterfood:

romeo, romeo, wherefore art thou romeo

dost thou have time to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ romeo

lesbighost: I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:52:41 -0400

lesbighost:

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

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Next week on teen wolf: quick everyone have sex

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:13:55 -0400

Next week on teen wolf: quick everyone have sex

vougewerewolves: randomsplashes: THIS WEEK ON TEEN WOLF:...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:06:14 -0400

vougewerewolves:

randomsplashes:

THIS WEEK ON TEEN WOLF: SOMEONE PROTECT STILES AND HIS VIRGINITY (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

ok i couldn’t help it omg:

basically the episode

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:58:25 -0400

Bon appétit.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:50:51 -0400

Bon appétit.

mochacafe: (via MOST NOTED POSTS)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:43:15 -0400

mochacafe:

(via MOST NOTED POSTS)

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red-lipstick: Meghan Howland - Fever Dream, 2013 ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:19:49 -0400

red-lipstick:

Meghan Howland - Fever Dream, 2013 Paintings: Oil on Linen Panel

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hannibals-cannibal: (X)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:56:35 -0400

hannibals-cannibal:

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